This guy keeps coming to my house when I am gone and eats all of my peanut butter, What should I do?
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what does this have to do with cats?
take the peanut butter with you.
how does this relate to cats?
Thats kind of funny
Well, when something like this happens, it is time to set up a video camera and see who the culprit is. I know, peanut butter is a very sly subject tee hee.
mix your peanut butter with pepper.
Lock him out (change the locks) or stop buying peanut butter.
well, go to his house and eat all of his jelly while he is gone
pretend to leave and then spy on him.when he sneaks in to eat your peanut butter, leap out, brandishing a breadstick and shout "aha! Now I have found you, i am going to turn you into a cat.kazam!" then turn him into a kitten and feed him on anything but peanut butter for the rest of his days. As punishment you understand.
Not enough information. If he bought the peanut butter, then he has the right to eat it. Or if he is your brother and your parents bought it, the same. If you bought it and he trespassed, then you can call the police. It the "guy" is a cat, then close the jar and put the jar in the fridge.
Better yet, put laxatives in the peanut butter
stop getting peanut butter or lock ur house up. how do u know? and whats does it have to do with cats?
hide in the closet and when he comes beat his dumb butt up and how old r u
What does this have to do with cats? But that is pretty funny thanks for the laugh lol
Q#1, are you sure the thief is human?
Q#2, Do you know him?
A#1, If the answer to Q#1 is "no", is no find out. If you find it is non-human deal with it accordingly.
A#2, If the answer to Q#2 is "yes", refer to Q#2.
A#3, if the answer is "no" put a laxative in it. That ought to make him think.
A#4 If "yes", cut off the top 2in. of a milk jug put 1/2 jar of peanut butter in it, and mix with twice that of water. Go to his house and duct-tape the jug to his wall above his door with the spout straight forward. Be sure to take 5 peices of thick string and put it under the ducktape that holds the jug on. Loop each end down to the door handle.
Don't forget to exit through a window.
oh bother, someone beat me to the laxitives.
Oh dear, another case of WHAT THE????
2 points
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