toast always lands butter side dwn,cats always land on there feet.what if i butter my cats back and drop him??

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lol. I usually hate posts like this, but this one was genuinely funny. I'm using this on my friends.

My answer? Imagine every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

(it's from a movie - google it)

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you will land up in jail dude!!

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Try it, try it

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Poor cat.
:)

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The bandages on your scratches should go sticky side down on your skin.

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you are an and do not deserve to own a pet

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Two paws up, two paws down.

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thats cat abuse :|

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it will only work if you toast the cat .lol jk

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He will still land on his feet because he is a cat, not toast! It isn't the butter that determines where the object lands.

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That would be cruelty to animals, dont do it lol

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For it to work, you'd have to pop him in the toaster 1st.

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He'll land on his feet and then claw your eyes out for using him as an experiment.

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Haha, I say try it. I watched a video on MSN about how cats land on their feet from 2 stories high, it was cool. Let us know if it works, they will enjoy the taste afterward I am sure. Your floor might need cleaning too.

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good question
i wan to kno how that works out for you
just dont let any aclu freak see u do it u could get sued for animal abuse

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How many times do you think you would need to repeat that experiment to get a valid result? And would your cat survive? Maybe only if your hypothesis is incorrect. So are you willing to risk your cat's life in the name of science?

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i think you will just end up with a greasy kitty.

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this question has been asked before.

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He will be too busy licking his toes to bother righting himself and if he does land on his feet they will slip out from under him and he will fall on his face. How about we try dropping you from a height under suboptimal conditions. I bet even if you don't get badly hurt, you'll run away and hide in the back of the closet for a week.

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Your cat will still definitely land on it's feet, scratch the h*ll out of you, and lick that butter off of it's back.and have diarrhea all over your house that you have to clean up as payback. :)

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Get some new material. That's a really OLD "joke."

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you have to toast him first

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I hope he lands on your face

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Go get a mop ! Please don't toast the cat. Peeeeeee U. Burning hair smells awful.

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he will spin forever in a very confused state!

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Wives Tales, not true. Try watching Mythbusters once in a while and you'd know this.

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4th time for this one.

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you'd be a sad git!!

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Someone asked this a few weeks ago, IF A CAT FALLS FROM A GREAT HEIGHT IT CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE THE PLATE IN THE ROOF OF ITS MOUTH!!

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how many times are we going to have to deal with this stupid question.