I have a 4 week old kitten that likes to play on my bed. I was watching pornography and decided 'hey, he doesn't know what's going on'. So I got it out and started pumping away and he started mewing and I said 'just a minute, tommy!' He must have thought I was calling him so he trotted between my legs. Just as a blew my load I noticed tommy was sniffing the head of my penis! The second load hit him in the eye and nose and he jumped back and tried to lick it off. His eye is swollen and red. i scared that If I have clamydia or herpes I could pass it on or he could go blind. Is there a remedy for this??
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I don't believe you, but what you have posted is called bestiality and it is reported.
You ask, "is there a remedy for this??" - the remedy is that you need to grow up and ask meaningful questions or just go away.
The fact that you can even think in these terms makes me hope that you are not entrusted with the care of any animals whatsoever!
take him to the vet asap treat your pets like kids you'd take your kid to the doctors
you're sick
Take your cat and wash his face off and if the kitten still has swollen eyes take him to the vet tomorrow. It should be pretty interesting what you will tell got into your kittens eyes lol. But please be honest with your vet so that your kitten can get the proper care.
You are so ugly that you cannot have sex with a woman. You are disgusting, and I bet everyone calls you ugly. You are one sick, evil S.O.B. Your mother should have died before she gave bith to you. She brought in another monster.
I can somewhat believe you on this, only because I have a very young kitten and when me and my fiance have sex he meows at me as if he thinks im being harmed and he likes to crawl ontop of me, next time I think you should put the cat outside the room, and get it to a vet asap, and rinse his eyes with water! and never do that again!
I hate people like you posting filthy things like this on PetQnA.com . You should ask your mom to slap you red faced and then ask her to pay the vet bill you sick pervert. Then I hope that spca takes that cat away from you. YOU MAKE ME SICK..
I hope it rots and falls off in the bathroom.
if there is a serious situation so only vet can help other wise hot cotton on eyes for a little while can help a little. luck
You just blew your load on a kitten. Seek professional help.
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