Teach my cat to..?

how do i teach my cat to do my homework?
What about dancing
or karate
Answers:
Homework. enroll your cat when they're young in a good pre-school program and then make sure they can get into a decent private K-12 type school. Public school will not cut it for your cat.

Dancing, Julliard without a doubt.

Karate, have a Karate Kid marathon and strap the cat infront of the television. Try to have the cat focus on the Cobra Kai though. STRIKE FIRST, STRIKE HARD, AND NO MERCY!! You cat will be a mean, lean leg sweeping machine and won't whine about being disqualified.

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Yeah I wish. Bribe it with tuna. Lol

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Do brain surgery on him and replace his brain with Paris Hilton's.

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i dont think u can teach ur cat any of those but u can teach him or her do alot of stuff like jump ova a pillow or over a hula hoop ect. or let him or her show u wen hes ready. cats learn alot of things by themselves and sometimes they might show it around u or wen ur gone but that really depends how close uand ur cat are! good luck!

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What? Replace the cat's brain with Paris Hilton's? That would just make the cat stupid!

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well u cant teach a cat to do ur homework or karate but u might be able to teach it to dance. just get some catnip or whatever your cat likes and make him go around in circles, stand up, etc.
good luck!

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Positive reinforcement!

Each time your cat does an algebra problem, a dance step or an elbow strike -- give it a treat.

Pretty soon you'll be able to kick back while your cat writes your term papers, wins dance contests, and beats up all the local bullies.

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kill it dicecit it, insert cat like robot, then reseal or sitch it back up

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Put a mask on it and ship it to Math Camp. For 60 years. After the cat is literlly brain washed with math and homework-ship to a karate dojo for 5 years, and ballet school for eight. Then see what happens. {Lol'_'}

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Sorry , but I really think that cant happen , some pepole taught cat's to use the toilet, walk on a leash , stuff like that . But it would be cool.