Sometimes I blow my nose on my girlfriend's cat, how can i clean the cat up because its getting kind of gross?

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Well, for starters you could get a job!! That way you'd have money to buy kleenex, moron. Bye now.

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wash the cat you idiot and find another hobby

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Well well, another one of those dumb questions from a person that has never owned a cat. First, if that could ever happen, you'd never get the opportunity to do it again.Her cat would never come near you again. Second, the cat would clean itself, without any help from you. Maybe you got yourself mixed up and that's what you do with your dog.

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See Pat C's answer. Thre cat would clean itself up and stay the hell away from you.

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That was totally unexpected. Don't you get cat hairs all over your nose? You probably like that, don't you? I figured.

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How did you manage to think of something like that?

Before you could do that to any one of my cats they would scratch your eyes out!!

Also, your gf needs to find another bf.

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you better clean yourself up first.

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Sure you do and I go the bathroom in my fishtank!

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That is really sick!
What are you a 2 year old child that don't know any better. I wouldn't wany you for my boyfriend